September 2010
Sep 1st
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No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
LOL
Sep 1st
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August 2010
A Law of Karma: "never try to play with other...
Aug 31st
"Everything you ask for in prayer will be yours,...
Aug 31st
too much alibi or too much excuses can destroy...
Aug 31st
"No offense" usually means "I'm about to insult...
Aug 31st
Aug 31st
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Unfortunately, 97% of Tumblr users will not reblog...
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Aug 30th
(Jasmin complaining)
Me: Hoy, Hoy, what about the bowl?
Jasmin: eeeh, why is it always me, me, me? );
Me: because you finished the popcorn!
Jasmin: Alright, alright
Me: Hey! what about this cup? Wait for it, 'coz you're going down anyway, lemme finish it first. (gulp, gulp)
Jasmin: No, no, no, you put it away 'cause you finished it.
Me: Smartass! -.-'
Aug 30th
(Jasmin talking about Popcorn)
Jasmin: I finished it.
Me: ):
Jasmin: It's okay, there's more in the store, just buy some more. (:
Aug 30th
Aug 30th
Girl: Babe I dont think I can sleep.
Boy: Why baby?
Girl: I don't know. I need your boring voice to put me to sleep. Wanna tell me a story? Hehehe.
Boy: Hahah, you're lucky that you're cute. How about I read you Dear John.
Girl: Sounds perfect.
- Boy reads Dear John-
- 15 minutes later-
Girl: *snores*
Boy: Babe?
Girl: *snores*
Boy: Hahah, you always knock out within 15 minutes. Your snores are cute. Babe, I really love you. I really do. Sometimes I might show that I dont give a fuck. But I do. I never want to lose you. I know it's cheesy, but this is how I feel. This is REAL. I know I'm not the best thing out there, but I'm trying to be one of your best ever. Thank you babe, thank you for choosing a messed up guy like me to be your boyfriend. Thank you for being mine. I honestly can't see myself with anyone else but you babe. I know I say I love you too many times, but each time I say it, my feeling grows more & more for you. Thanks for listening babe. I'll still be on the phone if you need anything. Goodnight babe & sweet dreams. I won't let the bed bugs bite you.
Aug 29th
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“I define forgiving as letting someone back into your heart. This returns us to a...”
– Robert Karen, Ph.D | Submitted by christinakim. (via quote-book) (via happymonsters)
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Cute story →
A boy and girl used to be best friends but suddenly the began to not get along, they tease and harass each other all the time at school. One day the teacher had enough so she sent them to the school psychologist, he looked at the boy. “I think the problem here is trust so let me ask you…
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Aug 25th
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17090.) I often feel like the people around me,...
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Aug 25th
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Why are dimples so cute on guys? ;D
Aug 24th
I don't want you to go.
Deer: I'll be right back. Kay?
Moose: No.
Deer: Oh, so you don't want me to come back?
Moose: No, I don't want you to go.
Side Note: Even though we fight, I still love you (:
Aug 24th
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What's up with the 5th graders these days? Giving...
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Aug 15th
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A sad girl is sitting with a boy.
BOY: You know you're the second most beautiful girl I've ever met.
GIRL: Who's the first?
BOY: Ikaw din. Pag naka-smile ka. :)
Aug 15th
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I won't force myself to have space in anyone's...
Aug 13th
“Love is when you always kiss and hug someone and you always say I Love You, like...”
– Jasmin’s description of LOVE. Lol gotta love her. :) <3 p.s. btw, she’s just 4 yrs old.
Aug 13th
Beware of keeping something to someone, it might...
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